absolutely disgusting

[Morgann0]

Does this qualify as propaganda?  Kids are impressionable, and PETA sucks ass...

EDIT: That comic says fish have really long memories.  I was pretty sure most fish had memory spans of 10 seconds or less.  What a load of delicious meat...

[deathbydanish]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=sponsor

Ever get the feeling that vegetarians consider themselves morally superior to you? Like they think that not eating meat makes them so special that their shit doesn't stink? As if when someone stops eating meat, they suddenly become holy and dignified and it excuses them for the years of inconvenience and frustration they inevitably inflict upon their friends, family and co-workers who just want to go to a restaurant and order a damn steak without constantly being reminded that they're going to hell for eating an animal that spends most of its life s***ting in a field. There are those of us who don't have a hyperactive sense of guilt and we don't give a shit about your mixed up self-righteous moral vegetarian agenda.

"I can't eat meat." The four worst words to hear when you're going to a restuarant with someone. I literally cringe every time I hear those words because I know it means that we have to drive around the city for 2 hours looking for some restuarant that serves "friendly" burgers, which ironically look and taste exactly like hamburgers--which vegetarians object to eating because it's either A) gross or B) murder. If it's so gross, then why go out of your way to eat something exactly like it, asshole? It's funny how vegetarians suddenly stop bitching about murder as soon as you point out their fancy leather belt or shoes, or that they drive a car and use electricity which contributes to polluting the earth and contaminating everything including the precious animals that they refuse to eat.

Well I'm tired of it. So what I've decided to do is sponsor a vegetarian! It's easy and spiteful, and we all know how much fun spiting people is! I'll explain..

What does it mean to sponsor a vegetarian? It means that you have to find someone in your life who's a really big pain in everyone's ass every time you want to go out to eat, and then you commit yourself to eating THREE times the amount of meat you'd normally consume to make up for all the meat that your vegetarian buddy isn't eating. It's that simple! That way, you can reverse the guilt trip that they've been laying on us for years by not only neutralizing their cause, but making it actually worse by eating more animals than would have ever been eaten had they not chosen to become vegetarians!

What if vegetarians say they don't care because we'll become fat by sponsoring them? I've thought about that already. All you have to do is exercise. I know it goes against the being lazy rule that I advocate so much, but this is so spiteful that it more than makes up for the exercise you'll have to do--which means that if you choose the 3 to 1 plan and sponsor a vegetarian, you're being so spiteful that you can't lose! If you have a choice, eat three separate types of animal to maximize your efficiency! Only offered beef? No problem: visit the zoo and eat a monkey!

The best part of it is that this plan is bullet proof. Finally those of us who don't have our heads firmly planted up our asses (with respect to vegetarianism, don't get me wrong, most people still need a crowbar up side the head) have a tool to combat these moral elitists!

*Note: many people have asked me permission to make shirts using the image at the top of this page. As a convenience to you, I've made some of my own to help you out with this campaign, check them out here: http://store.theworstpageintheuniverse.com/

406,276 vegetarians have been sponsored by people who don't give a shit about them or their stupid crusade.

[Ares]

Does this qualify as propaganda?  Kids are impressionable, and PETA sucks ass...

EDIT: That comic says fish have really long memories.  I was pretty sure most fish had memory spans of 10 seconds or less.  What a load of delicious meat...

fish have been proven to be trainable. the classic maze test. some fish were able to be trained on the directions to take... but honestly... any animal can do that.   so it still changes nothing. they do in fact.. suck ass

EDIT: deathbydanish... that...was...AWESOME. the man who wrote that has mad points in my book!

but that worstpageintheuniverse T-shirt with the cowering kid? F***ed up. just plain wrong.

[The Cartographer]

These people would probably be the first to die out in the event of civilization collapsing.  Besides, if we're not supposed to eat meat, what are all those nice pointy teeth we have for?

The problem here is that these people see animals as people, which by name and definition, they are not.  Throughout history, it has always been the victorious armies that write history, and the dominate species that decides what gets eaten.  It always has been and always will be.  Any attempt to mess with that will only result in an early grave for a people or species.

I don't think tigers or wolves or lions think much about eating people.

I also find it funny how some people have something against hunting but say it's OK to eat meat that grew up in a cage and got whacked on the head with a hammer and served with a side of fries.

[dxh]

PETA's always struck me as being somewhat retarded.  I think this latest bit of propoganda proves my point quite well.  They did make a nice calendar not too many years ago, though.

[General Lee]

Let us remember the words of Maddox, "For every animal you don't eat, I will eat three."

Great quote.

These people are truly an American abomination.
It's absoulty ludicrous (Good word, you should use it ).
These people need to open their eyes.
Humans are carnivorous. If we don't eat meat, we will die. That's why vegans have to eat protein supplements and other nutrient pills.

We were not designed to eat strictly "green."
This is mind boggling.

-B00M!

HUAH!! Have you ever read "Rainbow Six"? Same kind of stuff.  Humans don't belong on earth.  Kill them all.

[Ares]

yeah that was weird.. i didnt expect the existential meaning behind it all

[djmtott]

I used to live in the Norfolk, VA area for about 8 years, where the PETA headquarters just happens to be. It's a decent place on the Elizabeth River with a big PETA sign on the side.

Every year the morning show from the rock radio station in the area puts together a big fishing tournament right by their building.

Never had a chance to go (since I didn't have a boat) but it made for some good comedy.

[B00MINATOR]

Let us remember the words of Maddox, "For every animal you don't eat, I will eat three."

Great quote.

These people are truly an American abomination.
It's absoulty ludicrous (Good word, you should use it ).
These people need to open their eyes.
Humans are carnivorous. If we don't eat meat, we will die. That's why vegans have to eat protein supplements and other nutrient pills.

We were not designed to eat strictly "green."
This is mind boggling.

-B00M!

HUAH!! Have you ever read "Rainbow Six"? Same kind of stuff.  Humans don't belong on earth.  Kill them all.

No I haven't.
I pretty much only read when I'm required to.
Mabye that will change through the years

-B00M!

[gearbox]

But Big Macs wouldn't mean anything, they're not made out of real meat!

Damn! You're right.  Okay, we'll wear leather jackets and eat Ruth's Chris steaks.

[Vizzaka]

So what are all the fishing villages who live on fish supposed to do roll over and die?

[Morgann0]

No dumbass!  :lol:  They should tell the PETA people to shove it up their meat free asses...

[Vizzaka]

OR even better yet! we can ckill all fish and turn them into TOFU FISH!!!!

[General Lee]

I used to live in the Norfolk, VA area for about 8 years, where the PETA headquarters just happens to be. It's a decent place on the Elizabeth River with a big PETA sign on the side.

Every year the morning show from the rock radio station in the area puts together a big fishing tournament right by their building.

Never had a chance to go (since I didn't have a boat) but it made for some good comedy.

I'm from a heavy fishing area.  We had a fishing tournament and someone dressed up as a fish, put a hook in its mouth, and wore a sign that said, "How would you feel?"  She was promptly laughed away from the lake.

[Ganef]

Those PETApeople need to go to third world countries and tell them that you should hug trees and not harm animals. I remeber in kenya seeing kids chasing goats around pits of burning batteries and plastic, kicking them in their balls, hows that for eco-animal-friendly? or the slaughter of sheep around addis ababa on easter, like I kid you not, five ton flatbead trucks piled 5ft deep with sheep and cow carcases, and guess where it all went? to make rediculasly cheap leather jackets, aww sheep skin is so soft..

here is the addis ababa slaughter house, or rather the back of it where they threw the bones from all the aminals they killed, out in the sun rotting, like 3 stories tall before the UN WHO mede them bulldoze it (I have video that me and a friend shot of it before they bulldozed it, and all those little black dots are vultures). Yea that whole end of town had funk that would burn your eyes and give you the runs but it was worth a few snap shots: