"C'mon man, your slower than dial-up in Australia."
"Vegetables don't work, play music, or care about foreign affairs."
And a random cameo from Tony Blair and Jesus, can't go wrong with that.
Still, a TI-83--last I checked--sports a RISC-based CPU architecture which is not the Intel x86 processors that Windows always runs on except on the xbox 360 (PowerPC). Thus, a TI-83 would find Windows incompatible as well as Mac OS X.