You know what PALS means.
You have upholstered your home furnishings with 1000D Cordura.
Your two sons names are MICH, and MAV.
You painted you bedroom Coyote Brown.
You use NOD while driving at night.
Your kids wear RAID packs to school.
Feel free to add any more you think would apply. This is my first attempt at humor, so keep it nice!
Have a good 'un!