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*Follow up* Man used hedgehog as weapon "Pokemon Battle"
« on: April 08, 2008, 03:15:10 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2008, 03:18:23 PM »
ha assualt with a deadly hedgehog
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« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2008, 03:50:53 PM »
what goes through peoples heads....i wonder...
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« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2008, 04:01:36 PM »
5 years in prison for throwing a hedgehog?  I've done worse than that, albeit not at 27 years old.
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« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2008, 04:02:43 PM »
wherethefuck do you just pull a hedgehog out from to throw at someone anyway ???  Holy Utility Belt !!
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« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2008, 04:29:00 PM »
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wherethefuck do you just pull a hedgehog out from to throw at someone anyway ???  Holy Utility Belt !!


That's what I was wondering, unless those things are just roaming around NZ.
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« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2008, 04:29:19 PM »
Quote from: "Doc Hollywood"
wherethefuck do you just pull a hedgehog out from to throw at someone anyway ???  Holy Utility Belt !!


Pokeballs I tell you!!
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« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2008, 04:56:33 PM »
Just amazing...just wow.

And why a hedgehog?!
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« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2008, 06:24:29 PM »
sonic the hedge hog was recently reported missing , his disapearance maybe connected with this case. a murder investagation is underway...
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« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2008, 01:53:31 PM »
I've been proposing the ban of hedgehogs as a projectile for years now.  It seems that our worst fears have come true, and only now will the "constitution wavers" see what a deadly force they can indeed be.  The NHNZ will not be able to salvage their brutal agenda anymore!

BAN HEDGEHOGS!
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« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2008, 07:56:30 PM »
The hedgehog lobby has been lying to the public for so long that many people believe their rhetoric about hedgehog rights.  The constitution explicitly states that hedgehogs are a collective right, not an individual right.

200 years ago, when hedgehogs didn't have spikes, this wasn't an issue, but assault hedgehogs have no place in our modern civilized society.  Hedgehogs with barrel shrouds are especially dangerous.
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« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2008, 11:30:28 AM »
In support of my own agenda and biased opinion, I am officially starting up the Concerned Citizens against the Concealed and Open Carry of Hedgehogs.  This will only be the first step in stopping Hedgehog crimes and wiping out there ownership and purchase in America forever.  

The constitution does not protect MURDER!!!!  The auto-hedgehog ban of 79 was only the beginning!
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Re: *Follow up* Man used hedgehog as weapon "Pokemon Battle"
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2008, 07:15:18 AM »
Updated in first post. Just a follow up to story, fines paid.
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Re: *Follow up* Man used hedgehog as weapon "Pokemon Battle"
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2008, 08:56:32 AM »
Best conclusion ever:

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While using a hedgehog as a weapon in an assault is uncommon, Jenkins said people often got charged with assault for throwing things at other people.

Uncommon?  That almost sounds mundane by the way they are putting it lol.
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Re: *Follow up* Man used hedgehog as weapon "Pokemon Battle"
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2008, 09:00:21 AM »
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...the creature had hit the victim in the leg, causing a large, red welt and several puncture marks.

How fast did he throw that thing?
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