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Warning: Lowe's Parking Lot Scam
« on: January 04, 2010, 07:35:25 PM »
Warning: Lowe's Parking Lot Scam

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Lowe's customers.



Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping for home improvement supplies.  Simply going out to get a few hardware items has turned out to be quite traumatic.  Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your buddies.

Here's how the scam works:

Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your truck as you are loading your stuff into the bed.  They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.  It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Lowe's.  You agree and they get in the backseat.  On the way, they start undressing.  Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while you are distracted the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on  November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th.  Also December 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 12th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this weekend.

So tell all your friends to be on the lookout.

P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale $2.99 each
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Re: Warning: Lowe's Parking Lot Scam
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2010, 07:40:37 PM »
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P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale $2.99 each

Ha ha!  Nice!
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Re: Warning: Lowe's Parking Lot Scam
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2010, 07:41:23 PM »
such are the fringe benefits of your particular employment, I suppose
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Re: Warning: Lowe's Parking Lot Scam
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2010, 12:39:39 AM »
THats just to funny,  Sounds like you need to start shopping with your wife/girlfreind ROFLMAO
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Re: Warning: Lowe's Parking Lot Scam
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2010, 03:55:53 PM »
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I had my wallet stolen on November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also December 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 12th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this weekend.

Someone has to sig this.  =D>
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Re: Warning: Lowe's Parking Lot Scam
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2010, 04:11:08 PM »
Oh man, that's really funny.
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