Author Topic: Ninjas or Pirates?  (Read 3008 times)

Raven1

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« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2005, 09:47:25 PM »
Nope didn't happen in japan, I was busy doing other things!

But Ninjas rule over pirates any day!  Do I have to keep citing more examples???
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« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2005, 11:58:46 PM »
So you say pirates will have STDs....ninja women must have them too. If they screw a bunch of people so they can get close enough for them to let their guard down, and kill them... they have to have them.

Pirates wear awesome uber condoms.

Oh, and those aren't real people, so they are irrelivent(sp?).
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« Reply #32 on: May 18, 2005, 12:28:55 AM »
Ninja women don't have STDs. They don't actually screw them, they just talk so well and look so hot that they get almost to the point of intercourse, but not quite. They're like strippers, nowadays. And pirates totally don't have condoms.
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« Reply #33 on: May 18, 2005, 07:52:48 PM »
Maybe they once had condoms, but they probably lost them, or buried them somewhere and lost the map to find them.
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