Think Asians can't get the ladies? Look at these guys....
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 7821122670
I actually knew guys in high school like that, but they were never that geeky.
Not only was I a dork, I am still a giant dork. But here are dorks, and there are DORKS! My gawd guys like that are the worst. It's all fine to have a hobby but when it prevents you from getting any action, or worse saps you of the will to try and get any action, that is aweful.
And as for Mikey, I just think of him as a good american.