Spoil-a-Wish

[chainsaw]

Granted, but then they have a recall.
I wish my gun had all of the pre-SRC parts in it, since it cost me so much.

Granted but the spirits of airsoft put a curse on you to never get a kill again because you made such a foolish wish.

I wish I could airsoft more during the snowboarding season.

Granted, but you can't manage to hit anything while on your snowboard, but EVERYBODY has learned to "just lead him a little more...."


EDIT: I wish I had a nickle for every time somebody uses "Loose" instead of "Lose"

but then everyone would stop spelling/saying/using it.