I saw this on classic airsoft.net
and they found it on
http://teamstrikers.com/web/modules.php ... highlight=I felt that we all needed some humor today!!!
DEFINITE SIGNS YOU ARE PLAYING TOO MUCH AIRSOFT:
1. As you are driving along, you study the terrain, analyzing where a sniper would set up.
2. All hilltops are thoroughly scrutinized.
3. Small dark "splotches" are keenly studied.
4. You carry a scope or binoculars with you in your car.
5. You think about tactics in a free-flowing, and often disturbingly detailed manner.
6. You watch pedestrians and gauge how much lag-lead you would use on them, taking into account such things as wind, whether they are walking uphill or downhill, etc...
7. You run around your office cubicles taking advantage of cover, and occasionally taking a prone position in the thicker shag carpeted areas.
8. You wear combat fatigues to work
9. Your favorite t-shirt for working out at the gym is your AO shirt!
10. Your immediate near term goal is to get a cable/ADSL modem to surf for upcoming events.
11. You are planning on changing your youngest son's name to Blackhawk.
12. When meeting people on the sidewalk or hallways, you often "jink" left or right to avoid them.
13. When loading my sons into the car, I say "stand by for insertion" and they know what that means.
14. Your ten year old could explain the pros and cons of a SAW to neophytes.
15. You whip your head around with a lethal look on your face everytime the bushes shake.
16. Tall grass gives you that "special" feeling.
17. You have ordered a laser range finder to approximate the BB drop to that damn noisy dog next door.
18. Your wife has to wear a ghillie suit to get your attention.
19. You set waypoints as you travel.
20. You run into your house first telling everybody to wait out in front. After you’ve
checked every closet in the house you yell out, "CLEAR!"
21. Every time a bug flies by you at high speeds, you duck and look around to see if it was a BB fired by an enemy.
22. When the cell-phone rings and your wife asks where you are, you say you're at waypoint "zulu".
23. When someone nearby falls down to the ground, instead of asking to help them up you yell out, "GET DOWN AND STAY DOWN!"
24. On vacation or in a park, you think to yourself that the area you are in now would make a great playing field.
25. You've never been in the army, but talk to veterans like you've been through wars,
saying you got over 100 kills the other day in your "Special OPs" mission.
26. You hang camouflage netting around your office desk & computer.
27. You constantly accuse everyone of cheating.
28. You run 5 kilometers out of your way to sneak into your office's back entrance.
29. When someone calls you a neophyte, its a worse insult than someone disparaging your mom.
30. You wear camo face paint to work . . . and everyone thinks its normal because they know about your airsoft addiction
31. Your family has a airsoft intervention meeting.
32. You take a job that will allow you to travel so you can play against different players.
33. You’d trade your house for a working airsoft hand grenade.
34. You're using a staple gun when you suddenly run out of staples and you instantly think: "Reloading, Cover me!"
