As the guy is running from the missile, the caption should read...
HO-LY SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!
For the first pic:
'Come visit beautiful downtown Mogadishu, an exciting and exotic destination for children and gun-runners of all ages.'
And for the cop car and the plane:
'On this episode of Wildest Police Chases, Officer Davies bites off more than he can chew...'
For the guy on the ladder stepping into midair... 'The new USAF F22 Raptor, now with cloaking device'