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Offline PolandsLeftTesticle

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The Kalashnikov
« on: June 28, 2006, 01:33:13 AM »
Not hard to fin on your own, but I took the time to compile a list of AK videos from YouTube. A few were labeled incorrectly as AKs, but were cool anyway, but I didn't include them on the list.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZg9oZLURlM
(it sounds kinda lame in this one)
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qNABeZ4gM0
(nice look at its impact)
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9kVZsEsB9o
(too fast)
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwBIbbaitN8
(no sound, but cool)
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMfy-NuVnrs
(continuous is lame)
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzNhJBSZx9Y
(they made their own AKs using parts kits)
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0P7eqDAb4w
(bad sound--the civilian version of the AK, a Saiga)
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtKVUqGqoDg
(at an airbase in Iraq--look at the rest of elclics Progue videos)
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4rB4dGsAYY
(the sound lags)
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkaEgb2FE18
(eh)
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3k1Jrdz2bQ
(guy getting shot with a standard 30rd mag from a TM AK)
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQmZy8PEXNQ
("whooooa")
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzBVEwnI89s
(AK with an M203. Ew)
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Il5FzNtjKM
(sweet-f*cking-Jesus)
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IueSl9_0MY
(sound lags, but an awesome stockless AK)
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqX-c10ffQE
(with an AK-oriented optic)
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CME_JN04HA
(hehehe)
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yRmnd7JXTw
(OMG that AK is naked)
^^^Coolest^^^
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgvdKOvArwc
(chick with a folded-stock AK and grip. Funny how she doesn't use those to keep her from flying backwards)
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7ZFwCOkeIU
(I think my dick moved. Watch that thing smoke. He starts to hold the mag instead of the grip because it's melting off from the strain he's putting on the AK)
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBBYcoq620g
(funny commercial joke)

   And as this is a General Off-Topic Discussion, this doesn't need to be in the Real Firearms thread...
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I never knew that three inches was the minimum length for a handgun barrel. I guess all of the anti-gun politicians wont be able to register their penises.

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Re: The Kalashnikov
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2006, 01:48:57 AM »
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(I think my dick moved.


TMI, keep it to yourself ;) . I liked the video where it showed the "Naked AK" that was cool, I also liked the video where the guy was going full auto for like 4 minutes and the barrel started smoking.

P.S.Why are people starting to post like hundreds of videos off Youtube?!?!
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Re: The Kalashnikov
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2006, 02:51:44 AM »
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(I think my dick moved.

TMI, keep it to yourself ;) . I liked the video where it showed the "Naked AK" that was cool, I also liked the video where the guy was going full auto for like 4 minutes and the barrel started smoking.

P.S.Why are people starting to post like hundreds of videos of Youtube?!?!

Because they're like 15 and 14........ id rather you not have said your pecker moved.....that was way un called for. Try and keep your sexual atractions to airsoft guns to yourself. (Like i do mine towards the G36E) :D
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Re: The Kalashnikov
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2006, 04:36:25 AM »
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzBVEwnI89s
(AK with an M203. Ew)


if I ever see one of you youngins on the field holding a rilfe like that I will promptly ***** smack you into next week. lol
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« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2006, 12:53:11 PM »
Hey, hey... I have to argue that nothing short of a sexually-explicit comment can truly describe an AK. And, uh... I apologize, though. It moved out of pain--sympathy for the poor AK.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzBVEwnI89s
(AK with an M203. Ew)

if I ever see one of you youngins on the field holding a rilfe like that I will promptly ***** smack you into next week. lol


I'd make a bet that over 90% of all people who take this sport seriously enough to invest $300 into it know how to hold a gun, even the youngins.
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I never knew that three inches was the minimum length for a handgun barrel. I guess all of the anti-gun politicians wont be able to register their penises.

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« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2006, 02:55:12 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2006, 03:35:54 PM »
LOL, free rock! thats good, that'll be +1 to AK video collection :)
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« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2006, 05:50:15 PM »
Quote from: "PolandsLeftTesticle"
Hey, hey... I have to argue that nothing short of a sexually-explicit comment can truly describe an AK. And, uh... I apologize, though. It moved out of pain--sympathy for the poor AK.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzBVEwnI89s
(AK with an M203. Ew)

if I ever see one of you youngins on the field holding a rilfe like that I will promptly ***** smack you into next week. lol

I'd make a bet that over 90% of all people who take this sport seriously enough to invest $300 into it know how to hold a gun, even the youngins.


so i see you cant sense a joke either... but anyway you'd be surprised what I've seen through the years with stupidity at the helm.
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« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2006, 02:26:00 PM »
Quote from: "Ranger_Robby"
Quote from: "PolandsLeftTesticle"
Hey, hey... I have to argue that nothing short of a sexually-explicit comment can truly describe an AK. And, uh... I apologize, though. It moved out of pain--sympathy for the poor AK.

Quote from: "Ranger_Robby"
Quote from: "PolandsLeftTesticle"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzBVEwnI89s
(AK with an M203. Ew)

if I ever see one of you youngins on the field holding a rilfe like that I will promptly ***** smack you into next week. lol

I'd make a bet that over 90% of all people who take this sport seriously enough to invest $300 into it know how to hold a gun, even the youngins.

so i see you cant sense a joke either... but anyway you'd be surprised what I've seen through the years with stupidity at the helm.


   Ah, I get jokes, I just tend to try to reason things out when I don't need to. It's a curse, and definately not reasonable.

   Want me to string these clips together into a super-movie? If any of you know better clips or have other ones I didn't post here, send me the links via PM and I'll see what I can do with them.
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I never knew that three inches was the minimum length for a handgun barrel. I guess all of the anti-gun politicians wont be able to register their penises.

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« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2006, 02:36:42 PM »
someone loves his AK's :)
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« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2006, 01:10:04 AM »
Dude come on, AKs kick ass, who doesn't want to fire a 30 round mag full auto into a mountain, seeing as that a mountain is the smallest thing you'll hit with it.
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« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2006, 10:39:38 PM »
Dude, you must have alot of time on hand to compile a whole bunch of videos of a gun.... Sick stuff though.
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« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2006, 11:27:12 PM »
yes Alamaan i AM a AK lover :)
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« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2006, 12:42:12 AM »
Yup. Almost sixteen and really f*cking bored is I.
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« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2006, 02:01:11 AM »
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Dude, you must have alot of time on hand to compile a whole bunch of videos of a gun.... Sick stuff though.


Well just go to Youtube and search AK 47
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