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Solutions for obnoxious neighbors
« on: December 10, 2006, 01:00:59 AM »
It's 12:54am as I sit here and post this.  I have to be up at 4:30 tomorrow to head off to a rink, and I cannot fall asleep...because of my neighbors.

We've called the cops a few times, because they leave their dogs out all day and night, and they love to bark, howl, etc.  Oh, did I mention my neighbors are flamboyently(sp) gay?  Yeah, picture Siegfried & Roy, and multiply it by 10.    Well, tonight they're having some party... I dunno what's going on, but it's loud as hell, cheering, screaming, yelling... music (Cher was cranked for about an hour 11pm-12), and plenty of cars honking their horns.  

These bastards have lived next door for about 8 months now, and when I only get about 4 hours of sleep per night on the weekend, this crap really kills me.

Any solutions some of you may have to end their obnoxious behaviors?
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« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2006, 01:25:05 AM »
Go over there, with a handgun, and tell them to shut the fuck up. If that doesn't work, call the police, and tell them if they do not disperse the party, you will begin opening fire on said party. I've heard that works, but it might piss them off a bit. Start counter-harassing. Attack, annoy, and harass the party-goers. Eventually, they'll get the hint. You can either be awake, pissed off, or you can be awake, pissing off.
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« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2006, 04:11:40 AM »
Check to see if any of the cars lined up along the street are parked next to a fire hydrant, then call the fire department (not the police.) Then the fire department calls the police.....mandatory tickets will be issued. Nothing says PARTY like getting a ticket!
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« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2006, 05:04:57 AM »
Heh.  I called the police at 1:06am.  
They arrived at 1:48am

At 2:10am I heard screaming, clanging (like banging pots together), and cheering.

At 2:13am I walked outside and politely asked them to "KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF, IT'S 2AM!  JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!"  They sorta got the message. They went inside and turned up the stereo, but by this time I managed to find a few pillows and place them over my head.  

Next time, I think I'll be awake, pissing off :D  Nothing screams party gift like rotten eggs!
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« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2006, 08:14:27 AM »
Find their circuit breakers and disable, voila.
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« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2006, 08:27:46 AM »
gallon jug of paint, and dry ice..

Just drop the dry ice in and hammer the lid shut and wait a while. I recommend putting it infront of their door.

Then switch to a big waterballoon slingshot and shoot waterballoons full of paint into the crowd in the back yard. Rotten eggs rock too.
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« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2006, 09:10:03 AM »
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gallon jug of paint, and dry ice..

Just drop the dry ice in and hammer the lid shut and wait a while. I recommend putting it infront of their door.

Then switch to a big waterballoon slingshot and shoot waterballoons full of paint into the crowd in the back yard. Rotten eggs rock too.


+1

I had to do that to a guy behind me who kept shooting an airsoft gas sniper into my A/C unit...

Needless to say, he has not fired that weapon at my house since...
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« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2006, 09:30:18 AM »
How about a combo?  Get a gallon of paint, toss in a couple of rotten eggs, pieces of spoiled chicken...whatever.  Add the dry ice and hammer the lid.  Wait for the boom then hit the breakers.
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« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2006, 12:24:13 PM »
1) Slash tires (only do it once, they'll lok for it the second time).  
2) Call Jeh. Witnesses and tell them you'd like a visit, list their address.
3) Use gas on their tree's and plants, kills them within days
4) Spill a couple quarts of oil on their drive way
5) Write religous quotes on large cue cards addressing Homosexuality, tape them to the side of your house for them to see.
6) On weekdays they probably sleep, make noise then if you don't have to get up.  A loud crash every 20-30 minutes, just when they are starting to fall asleep, when the cops show up, play dumb
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« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2006, 12:26:13 PM »
Soak some corn in rat poison, put it all over their lawn, and let the birds eat their fill, and then die all over their lawn.  Or kidnapp their cat, because all gay people have a cat.  I like the circuit breaker idea.  Make sure you JB weld it in the "off" position.
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« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2006, 12:36:05 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2006, 12:58:32 PM »
I like the circuit idea.  Or you could lob a hand grenade in their yard.  If thats too extreme, you could drop a bunch of shit(like not poop, but stuff that smells real bad) in their chimney, this time of year they probably have the flue closed, the poisoned corn idea is the best so far.
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« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2006, 06:23:43 PM »
I'de try the circuit breaker.

I don't know what kind of neighborhoob you live in Dust, but if it's an older one, say <70s, chances are they have a fuse breaker.
Simply take the fuses out and throw them away.

If you live in a newer neighborhood, they will have a circuit breaker.
Grab some pliers and rubber gloves.
Switch the circuits in the off posistion and then yank them out (they are meant to be removed) with the pliers while wearing the RUBBER gloves.

-B00M!

P.S. - The gloves are just a precaution for a "worst case" secenario.
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Re: Solutions for obnoxious neighbors
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2006, 10:01:37 PM »
Quote from: "Dust2Dust"
It's 12:54am as I sit here and post this.  I have to be up at 4:30 tomorrow to head off to a rink, and I cannot fall asleep...because of my neighbors.

We've called the cops a few times, because they leave their dogs out all day and night, and they love to bark, howl, etc.  Oh, did I mention my neighbors are flamboyently(sp) gay?  Yeah, picture Siegfried & Roy, and multiply it by 10.    Well, tonight they're having some party... I dunno what's going on, but it's loud as hell, cheering, screaming, yelling... music (Cher was cranked for about an hour 11pm-12), and plenty of cars honking their horns.  

These bastards have lived next door for about 8 months now, and when I only get about 4 hours of sleep per night on the weekend, this crap really kills me.

Any solutions some of you may have to end their obnoxious behaviors?


have you contacted your other neighbors about this problem, it maybe more effective if you have your whole community rallying up behind you
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« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2006, 12:53:35 AM »
Uh, yeah.  It's my neighbors vs them.  My house was built in 1997, and I live in McDowell Mtn. Rance (cookie cutter houses).

I like the gas on their plants and the Jeh. Witness thing too.  I'm going to find their phone number and sign them up for tons of things.  I hate those fuckers with a passion.  

And no, they don't have a cat... they have 3 dogs, 3 very large, very loud, and very obnoxious dogs.  They also have stopped cleaning up the dog shit so it makes theirs and mine side yard smell horrible.

Sleep time, been up since 4:30am with 2 hours of sleep... woot!
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