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Offline PolandsLeftTesticle

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« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2006, 01:16:10 AM »
- You've got my sympathy, man. Maybe if you put up their address a few of us here would be willing to drive by in our spare time and hand over small doses of havoc.

\PLT
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« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2006, 08:46:59 PM »
Remember, a burning "t" for time to leave. Oh and dress as a ghost to make sure they get the picture.
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« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2006, 10:20:27 PM »
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- You've got my sympathy, man. Maybe if you put up their address a few of us here would be willing to drive by in our spare time and hand over small doses of havoc.

\PLT


I'de sport that.
Nothing more fun than harmless mischief late at night.

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« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2006, 02:07:36 AM »
Drive by?  I hope you don't infer what I think you're talking about.

The burning "t" would be a nice touch, however, we have black neighbors across the street who are from Lousiana who had that happen to them there.  I think they would kick the shit out of me for that.  Also, it might start a larger fire.

Possibly thinking about hiring an illegal to paint their house a different colour when they go out of town.  Or mulitple colours.  "Hey Chico, $50 to spray paint this house... Orange."
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« Reply #19 on: December 12, 2006, 09:41:37 AM »
Tell the illegal you want him to take care of the yard, too...  Like get rid of any trees they may have... lol

And he needs to paint it at least two different colors. :)
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« Reply #20 on: December 12, 2006, 11:59:47 AM »
In any case it will be classified as a hate crime....
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« Reply #21 on: December 12, 2006, 03:04:45 PM »
and they may like it different colors, like a rainbow they'll say!...
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« Reply #22 on: December 12, 2006, 04:49:51 PM »
Get there phone number.

Goto www.craigslist.com

Go under FREE, Post an ad using an alternate email address, stating you have a free guitar with amp, first person to call gets it.

Throw there phone number up there.

Last time I did that my friend got 200+ phone calls, 150 voice mails, 190 text messages.

Make sure you select the option of hiding your email address. You'll be golden.

If they have a truck or SUV, or a car with decent ground clearance, get a box and write in big bold letters FREE KITTENS on it, tie it to the back of there bumper, and hide the box under the car. They won't see it when they go out to the car, but when they drive it will drag behind. People get PISSED.

Or if they drive a EDIT: Small convertable like I would assume, throw some baby powder or pepper spray in the AC Vents next time they leave there top down.

Like someone said earlier, throw off there power sometimes.

Take out a license plate light or two, they'll get pulled over within a week.

I got tons more.
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« Reply #23 on: December 12, 2006, 04:53:03 PM »
HavHav, relax. Airsofter1 used to have a Miata.

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« Reply #24 on: December 12, 2006, 11:57:13 PM »
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In any case it will be classified as a hate crime....


Not if I can find a gay illegal to do it! hahahahahaha!
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« Reply #25 on: December 13, 2006, 03:22:23 PM »
Swap out their liscense plates for one that has to do with hating cops.  Make sure you have the gay pride flag in the background.  Or just put their car up on blacks.
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« Reply #26 on: December 13, 2006, 03:24:12 PM »
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up on blacks.


Freudian slip.
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« Reply #27 on: December 13, 2006, 04:14:06 PM »
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Freudian slip.


- "Up on blacks" instead of what now?

\PLT
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« Reply #28 on: December 13, 2006, 04:17:47 PM »
Up on blocks?

Unless you routinely see vehicles perched on the backs of African Americans.
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« Reply #29 on: December 13, 2006, 05:30:33 PM »
First we're bashing homosexuals....now African Americans.  This is turning into a hate thread.
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