Comrade Col.,
please by all means continue. It will make it all the more enjoyable when my men pull you kicking and screaming like a little girl from your smoking track, put a bag on your head, zip tie your thin little wrists behind your back and toss you in the back of a Humvee. You are a thug and a criminal and will be dealt with as such.
It wouldn't surprise me if we found you tied to a tree and shot by your own men. Ten minutes in the field under your leadership and your men will seriously be contemplating either mutiny or defection.
Now I know why you ride around in an APC, it’s the only thing that can both carry and protect that fragile over inflated ego you call "confidence".
Yes, yes. I know the sun rises in the east... you've stated that twice already. That alone shows you lack imagination and therefore we can expect the same tired tactics from you over and over again.
I feel sympathy for the men under your command and wish extend an offer of amnesty to any who wish to end their personal suffering under your leadership.
BTW You'll like it in Holland as you await trial, the Dutch are very considerate captors. They might even allow you to bring your mistress provided she lifts her round little face from her bowl of sutlijash long enough to notice your arrest.
Awaiting your surrender,
Maj. Kahlert
SFOR Command
Sarajevo
"Bringing peace to the Balkans and monsters to justice."
