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Offline deathbydanish

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Why women shouldn't force men to go shopping with them
« on: April 01, 2008, 08:21:50 AM »
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 05:00:00 PM by deathbydanish »
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2008, 09:43:29 AM »
lol! thats very funny  :lol:
is it a true document too?
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2008, 10:45:23 AM »
Well that guy knows how to have fun.
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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2008, 01:37:21 PM »
Quite funny, but sad to pretend this actually happened.
If this were real:
-The manager would have used a spell check.
-This man would have been kick from the store in July, not December, and his wife would have heard about it.
-The manager would not have quoted, word for word, lines from mass-sent e-mails about "Fun things you shouldn't do at the store" that I've gotten from people for years.
Sorry, I don't mean to suck the fun out of it.   :)
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2008, 01:42:14 PM »
April Fools  :-$
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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2008, 02:44:34 PM »
The one I got was an official letter from WAL-MART.
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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2008, 03:07:58 PM »
its THE Wal-Mart  not just Wal-Mart
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« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2008, 03:04:44 PM »
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April Fools  :-$

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« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2008, 10:10:57 PM »
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Quote from: "KOBO"
April Fools  :-$
I hate that freaking day.  Every year it sneaks up on me from behind and scares the crap out of me.
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lol, yeah its a pretty retarded "holiday?"
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