Quite funny, but sad to pretend this actually happened.
If this were real:
-The manager would have used a spell check.
-This man would have been kick from the store in July, not December, and his wife would have heard about it.
-The manager would not have quoted, word for word, lines from mass-sent e-mails about "Fun things you shouldn't do at the store" that I've gotten from people for years.
Sorry, I don't mean to suck the fun out of it.
-BATMAN