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Offline Rogue Fox

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The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the Army
« on: October 29, 2010, 09:45:58 AM »
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Have fun, this kept me laughing for a good 10 minutes.
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Re: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the Army
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2010, 10:24:34 AM »
lol that's a good laugh

Calling an SAS a "wanker"

And eat pork oe die
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Re: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the Army
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2010, 11:15:59 AM »
sounds like yossarian  hahahahaha
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Re: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the Army
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2010, 12:31:24 PM »
Thats some funny shit. Got me through English.
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Re: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the Army
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2010, 07:33:10 PM »
HAHAHAH
191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot.
That was some funny stuff. Kept me cracking up a good 20 minutes.
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Re: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the Army
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2010, 08:40:13 PM »
170. Not allowed to “defect” to OPFOR during training missions.

Actually tried this at NTC once...it got so bad after trading out the 3rd Abrams power pack.  Shit like that makes you want to work for the other guy...maybe they would have the gear that actually works.

Funny stuff that I had to share the link on Facebook!
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Re: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the Army
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2010, 08:52:11 PM »
very funny, kept me laughing all the way through
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Re: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the Army
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2010, 07:57:44 AM »
Did you read the ones that were submitted from other people????

My FAV:
•CS grenades should not be used to mark drop zones.

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Re: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the Army
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2010, 08:54:57 AM »
Quote from: "oldgamefreak"
Did you read the ones that were submitted from other people????

My FAV:
•CS grenades should not be used to mark drop zones.

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Classic!
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