Didn't you hear the Islamic preacher-man? Allah is on their side! Ahh we're screwed! Lets pull out now. That rock that they worship in Mecca is out to get all of us Americans!
Perhaps Allah passed a kidney stone and it fell to earth. I think we should blow up that rock... HEY! I'll bet that's where all the weapons of mass destruction are, in the rock!
Anyways, I just want to blow up their rock, even if there are not weapons of mass destruction in it. [:p]
Stupid rock.