[HavHav]

I bought a CA M15A4 used from this guy. Last night Greg and Chris came over and Greg was looking around on my gun, took it apart, and we went outside to take a few shots (no BB's) and it literally was sparking. Something was wrong with the wiring, along with other crap thats busted inside.

[Ruiner]

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<br />I bought a CA M15A4 used from this guy. Last night Greg and Chris came over and Greg was looking around on my gun, took it apart, and we went outside to take a few shots (no BB's) and it literally was sparking. Something was wrong with the wiring, along with other crap thats busted inside.
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here we go again [}:)]

[leakingpen]

spent 4 hours remaking the inside of a cheap spring rifle i bought off ebay, including melting and reshaping some of the barrel, and using a hollow steel pipe piece i picked up from ace (tighter bb fit).  shaved away TONS of plastic to fit everything, but forgot one thing.  space for the restraint bucking...  so it rolls out the barrel.  fires at about 280 fps, but only if i shoot at a slightly upwards angle.

then there was the only game ive been able to actually make it too.  forgot gloves, wore short sleeved shirt, ohh, and during the militia double cross, i charged a us contingent from behind, getting close enough to smack them with my springer, would likely have gotten all three.  running downhill, building up a lot of momentum (i weigh a fair chunk)  hit the flat, hit a divot.  flew a few feet, and thud.  usfor turned at the sound of my thumping and swearing, and wiped all 5 of us.

[Cochise]

I bought a Classic Army M15A4.  Stupid thing #1.  I might have just gotten a bad apple, but we'll see.

Anyway, at the last AA game I went into some sort of super ninja mode and was able to sneak deep into enemy territory.  I came across some enemies undetected and decided to set up a little ambush.  When they were right on top of me I sprung into action!  The Classic Mistake...errr...Army then immediately stopped feeding.  OK no problem, the ambush failed, now I have to disengage.  I immediately switch to my backup GBB.  I raise a little to lay down some cover fire and then withdraw, but my GBB didn't work.  At that point, I seemed to have no working weapons.  I called myself out and returned to the parking area.  On the way back, I realized that my safety on my GBB was on...Stupid [].

[IcePlatinumSky]

Well as for airsoft, I can only think of one time where I was playing in a submission game CQB that dumb just in its self However, it does not help when you try to charge at someone with no ammo in the high-cap, and his buddy then peppers your croch with his gun!!!!
But as for pyro stories I set off a firecracker tank on my mothers astro turf outside, burning a huge hole in it.... man was she pissed!!!

[raab]

I sold my TM M4, that was stupid because now i am weaponless []

[Cypher]

when me and my friends were first getting into airsoft, you know running around in the back yard with springers. well before one of our "matches"  my friend pulls up in his car and shoots me in the back, I return fire and hit him in the face. this was not the only time, there were three other occasions in which I accidently shot him when we were not wearing protection. its not really that funny but a reoccuring incident that could have been easily avoided (thank god its only spring guns)

[Shoot-2-Kill]

Alrighty this one will give you guys a cringe inside when you here this. I am cleaning my gun after I had got done using it. I had my Led Zepplin blarring and was rocking away. Unknown to my knowledge my younger sibling crawled into my room and under my bed. I cleaned my gun for an hour untill it was shining clean. Then my favorite song Another Brick In The Wall, came on! So I went into my wild Air Guitar Solo, turning my back to the gun. I was just about to go test it when I was done! At that time my sister crawled out and started gawking at my gun. Now she is only waist high, and she picked up my CaM15a4 and just as I turned around she putt her finger on the trigger and pulled it launching 10 bb's into my crotch. Now it was like a 4 inch space so it stunned me for a minuete and then I felt tremendous pain. I was upstairs and ran to the edge of the stairs to "Attempt" to go down them. At that time I tripped down the stairs and now I sit here typing woith a sprained ankle and a brusied and swelled crotch.

[HavHav]

I thought nerves in your crotch area only surrounded the testicles...why did you feel anything?

Sounds a bit far-fetched, but oh well.

Just recently I was at EVIT, first day, and walked past the Interior Decorating classroom, and noticed the fire fighting sign, although didn't notice the arrow below it pointing down the hall, and said 'this is my class'. God that was retarded.

[Pheonix 797]

Frankly, some of these incidents are a bit scary...

My most retarded thing was at LC3. Bravo was getting harped on by Alpha pretty hard from a hill. Nobody (despite much yelling) was moving up the hill and there was no cohesion. I decided to take the initiative and raced up the hill wearing a cumbersome LBV and my Wiley SG-1's. I think you can see where this is going.

Not only did the midcap in my LR 300 run out half way up, but I then grabbed my grenade pulled the pin, and threw it. Gladly it left my hand. 5 ft. in front of me it stopped. Just then my wonderful Wiley's fogged up so bad I couldn't tell night from day and I was peppered in the head pretty bad.

On the lighter side the next time I rushed that same hill I captured two officers. Believe me those were some points! I also got to hang out with MSG Mullens and even killed a lone ranger trying to recapture the prisoners.

[aceriker]

I bought a AK-47 from these guys....

http://www.ravensairsoft.net/

...and the gun was siezed in customs. The whole deal was a mess. They would not do anything to help me. It sucked, BIG time.

Lesson learned, no more ravensairsoft.

[TriggerHappy]

lets see wellim gonna have to say the stupidest thing i ever did was me and my roommate were in the backyard having a little skirmish just for fun no  protective gear at all we made a rule that you could go over the walls but couldn't leave the property line anyways i ussually always take the side of the yard with the most cover but this time my roomie wanted that side so i gave it to him. well after getting peppered with about 40 or so bb's i decided to hell with this and took off to "go over the wall" but on my way i got an idea the roof so i go onto the roof and sneak my way over to his side where he is waiting in the wings for me to come over the wall WRONG he noticed me on the roof and his mouth just dropped i hit him alot but three of the bb's hit him in the face one in the forehead one in his jaw close to his neck and the kicker one in the tip of the nose he was so pissed i went back over the roof to avoid being k.i.a. myself and he ran around i held up my weapon to show him i wouldn't shoot him anymore and he shot me right under my eye i was so pissed but all is fair in love and war so i went and spent the money on a mask it was fun but not fun enough to lose an eye for.

[delta_echo]

Alright, this should be a fun one. I want to hear the stupidest thing you ever did dealing with airsoft. It could be during a game, maintenance, upgrading, preparing for a game, anything dealing with airsoft. It doesn't have to be funny, but those are always the best. Alright, I'll start. I was mixing up smokes to be used in a game and was being stupid about it. Next thing I know, all three pounds of the stuff ignited in my kitchen, melting the coffee maker and microwave, peeling back some of the paint on the cabinets and ruining the countertop. I also was cooked and had second degree burns (and a few small third degrees) on from my abs to my forehead on my front right side. My entire house was filled with smoke so thick you couldn't see your hand if you put it three inches from your face. Just to make it even better, this happened the day before high school graduation, so I got my diploma AND gave a speech looking like . . . well . . . burnt to a crisp. All right lets hear yours!

[Surplus man]

stupidest thing i ever did airsofting was taking a piss, so im peeing and three idiots sneaked up on me and were standing 10 ft away with thier guns up being pricks. im in my respawn point so natuarally i turn a round and give them an earful, being a vengful freak as i am i was insulted and proceeded to sneak up on all three of them laughing and eating in thier respawn point 10 minuts later, my good buddy arty was with me and we got thier attention by waving and smiling just befor pouring over 60 rounds into thier heads and chests, but alas i was seen and disqualified for the round for my act of vendetta

[Chayote]

So far my only dumb thing was shooting myself in the hand. I had just gotten my Harballer shotgun and was having fun playing with it in the apartment. I was picking it up to put it away and a friend cringed, I said "Don't worry, it's not loaded" I put my hand at the end of the barrel and pulled the trigger to prove it, paused while I realise there was one more BB left. Then I got a big grin and said "See, what'd I tell you, it isn't loaded."