Frankly, some of these incidents are a bit scary...
My most retarded thing was at LC3. Bravo was getting harped on by Alpha pretty hard from a hill. Nobody (despite much yelling) was moving up the hill and there was no cohesion. I decided to take the initiative and raced up the hill wearing a cumbersome LBV and my Wiley SG-1's. I think you can see where this is going.
Not only did the midcap in my LR 300 run out half way up, but I then grabbed my grenade pulled the pin, and threw it. Gladly it left my hand. 5 ft. in front of me it stopped. Just then my wonderful Wiley's fogged up so bad I couldn't tell night from day and I was peppered in the head pretty bad.
On the lighter side the next time I rushed that same hill I captured two officers. Believe me those were some points! I also got to hang out with MSG Mullens and even killed a lone ranger trying to recapture the prisoners.
Aww Nate, I thought you were going to tell us about the time you stormed the hill (with Shadow just over the top) on the last day only to find out it wasn't desired of you by the LT, MSG Mullens, everyone on Bravo, and Hector (who had to drag you back by the scruff of your neck). It was a bit annoying, but I got a great laugh when you told us WHY you did it. "I wanted to do Recon."
Priceless! :lol:
So, the stupidest thing I've ever done? Well, there's a few funny things.
1. I left
a can of Green Gas in my locked car during a summer USAS CQB game at the Cajun House. Yeah, it blew up. Not only that, but I found shrapnel in my front seat, and my rearview mirror laying on the floor.
Apparently the explosion threw debris up front that took out the mirror. I was out 15 bux for the gas, and had to re-attach the mirror, but I though it was pretty cool. My car smelled like that stuff for a few days afterward.
2.
I made a RAS out of PVC pipe and some Weaver Rails I bought from Sports Authority. It was pretty neat, but
the project ended up costing as much as the HFC MP5 springer I put it on.
3. I
used Duster Gas in my KJW M9 GBB. The lack of Lubrication in the gas caused friction that ripped the rubber piston head, which caused the weapon to incorrectly feed a BB, which caused my magazine to break, which inserted a piece of platic into the chamber infront of a BB, ripping the hopup.
It ruined 3 parts of my gat in less than 1 second. But hey, I saved money by using Duster Gas instead of Green Gas!
There's more, like the time I helped CAG D build an SPR kit, and the time I "upgraded" my MP5, and the time I almost forgot to put my goggles on, but they are too long and ya'll would get bored.
Have fun, and stay off crack.
