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Offline Mugen

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Re: NOT airsoft related but stupid none the less
« Reply #45 on: July 08, 2005, 02:32:02 PM »
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....... and go flying head over heels thru the air. I got tossed about 20 feet by this ball. Had a really nasty bruise on my hip, and a limp for several days after. Yup--it was REEELY stOOPid huh?
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The funniest one yet.  I nearly pissed myself.   :lol:
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« Reply #46 on: July 08, 2005, 03:33:33 PM »
dude.... pass some of that stuff yer smokin over here......

sould like something out of the "you might be a red neck" archives.... lol  kidding ya dude - I'm a Alabama boy myself.....
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Re: NOT airsoft related but stupid none the less
« Reply #47 on: July 08, 2005, 04:08:19 PM »
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I was shooting my .22 at some rocks once-bang-whizz-----the bullet hit this big rock, and came right back at me-I could hear it tumbling thru the air-it sounded like it was less than an inch from my right ear!
I also freely admit to working a security job in a car junkyard once. there was this crane with what probably was a 150 pound steel ball with a hook on it. I pushed the ball, and it had a lot of mass to it. So I started to push it harder, I got it to swinging pretty good. It was about 2 am so obviously it was pretty dark with only a single light nearby. Well I pushed this damned ball so hard I lost track of it in the darkness. Next ting I get hit in the hip by it, and go flying head over heels thru the air. I got tossed about 20 feet by this ball. Had a really nasty bruise on my hip, and a limp for several days after. Yup--it was REEELY stOOPid huh?


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« Reply #48 on: July 08, 2005, 04:42:51 PM »
HAH! This one is the best! Alright, during school, the 8th grade, we were flying kites for science class. Someone let go of there kite and it got stuck in a power line. Knowing my impulsive behavior, I decided to hop the wall to the other side and pull the string to get it down. The thing is no one told me that when two wires touch they go BOOM! Well, the string was wrapped around the wires in the right way that when I pulled on the string, all three wires touched at once. There were three HUGE, BRIGHT explosions. All three live wires snapped and were bouncing around on the ground. One of them hoped over the wall and landed in the school yard and started a fire on the field. It was wierd because the fire was a bright pink. Anyways, I never got in trouble. Soo ya. Pretty stupid huh...
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« Reply #49 on: July 08, 2005, 04:59:58 PM »
... this one time, at band camp...
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« Reply #50 on: July 08, 2005, 06:27:38 PM »
Ok 2 things:

1st: I was drilling a 3/4" hole into a vertical I-beam ( 1/2" thick ) metal. I was almost through when the bit caught, the drill spun and punched me in the face I chipped a tooth and was out cold for about 3 minutes.
 
2nd: I was duck hunting last year and I saw a big mallard drake coming in slow. So being an overconfident teenager I put the gun behind my head and shot, I missed the duck and broke AND dislocated my trigger finger and broke my thumb.
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« Reply #51 on: July 08, 2005, 06:30:09 PM »
The 2nd one was kinda stupid lol.
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« Reply #52 on: July 08, 2005, 06:39:44 PM »
Im not very proud of it but it was kinda funny after the pain ceased.
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« Reply #53 on: July 08, 2005, 08:54:54 PM »
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I was duck hunting last year and I saw a big mallard drake coming in slow. So being an overconfident teenager I put the gun behind my head and shot, I missed the duck and broke AND dislocated my trigger finger and broke my thumb.


Ok.. I don't even know what you just said.. but I'm pretty sure it violates a weapon safety rule or two.  :?
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« Reply #54 on: July 09, 2005, 09:46:46 PM »
charming to know the youth of america handle guns with caution and respect.
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« Reply #55 on: July 10, 2005, 10:35:08 AM »
I was at Out of Africa Wild Animal Park (We got to pet tigers!) and when we were leaving there was a couple with a Great Dane and two tiny dogs. Now I love dogs and went over to see them but first I asked the owners if their dogs where friendly. They said yes and that they would be more than happy to let me pet their dogs. I went to see the tiny dogs first and they were sweet, but then I went to the Great Dane that was tethered in the back set of their truck. (stupidness begins) You had to kinda lean inside the truck to get to the Great Dane and I put a hand to stroke it's head and then all of the sudden a mass of teeth and saliva darts at my face at break-neck speed and I jump back out of the truck just as fast. I say, "Mom, I think it got my face." in what my mom says was a dazed voice, then I turned around toward my mom and my upper lip splits in two and blood comes gushing out. We had to file a report with Out of Africa because it happened in their parking lot and then EMT's showed and so did the police. Now the woman of the couple did all the talking. She told the police that she had warned me about the big dog, but the police officer knew she was lying. I guess she was afraid of getting sued, but I was the one risking life and limb going to pet the dog. It wasn't her fault but she still lied about it which pissed me off. The reason the dog attacked was because I had tiger smell on my hands and the dog freaked out! Now I got memories and a scar to show for it.
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« Reply #56 on: July 10, 2005, 11:06:54 AM »
The stupidest thing I have ever heard:
I used to work for mobile computer repair service. This was an average call and the lady needed me to trouble shoot a printer for her. I show up and walk in the yard because she said she didn't have any biting dogs. I get to the door and 2 rotweilers walk around the corner of the house and they are pissed. I dash of the porch and superman jump over the fence. Now im pissed off. I honk my horn nd the lady comes outside I calmly tell her to either leash the dogs or put them in a kennel, so she does. When I got in the house she tells me: "They wouldn't have chased you if you wouldn't have ran."  :shock:

As for the shotgun thing the blatant disregard is why it is the stupidest thing I have ever done, the fingers just make it memorable.
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« Reply #57 on: July 10, 2005, 12:49:55 PM »
stupidest thing that has happened to me:
(March 12th, 2005)
I was a linesman in USA Hockey Regionals, and was on the blue line watching 3 players offsides.  The defenseman (who I later find out has a slapshot that averages 80mph) goes back about 15 feet from me, and looks at his partner on the other side of the ice (I am on the bench side).  He winds up to take a slapshot at his partner, which confused me, so I waited for the puck to go offsides and make the call.  In a split second, he changes direction, and the puck comes my way.  Next thing I know, I'm grabbing my mouth, and stopping the blood from dripping to the ice.  I feel something loose around in my mouth, and I spit it out, yeah, it was a tooth.  I soaked up a towel that was 2'x1' completely with blood, and spent the next several hours at the E.R.  The damn EMTs wouldn't stitch me up at the rink because I got blood on my sweater (jersey, black and white thing :P).  My lip had a hole that went straight through, and the doctor put his finger through it.  
Good times...
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« Reply #58 on: July 10, 2005, 01:51:25 PM »
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charming to know the youth of america handle guns with caution and respect.


I had friends in high school that were brothers and went Goose hunting together.  At the time Salmon were moving up stream and periodically jumping out of the water, one brother took a shot at a fish that jumped, the shot skipped off the water and nailed the other brother on the other bank of the river.  When he came back to school it looked like he had chicken poxs (only his hands and face got hit) only four pellets in the face and a couple in the hands, but I don't think the doctors were very nice when getting the #7 shot out.
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« Reply #59 on: July 10, 2005, 11:30:40 PM »
I had a toy gun (it was wood and had metal on it, and was very heavy) when I was about 8. I got it from the Pirates of the Carribean ride. Anyways, one day I was bored, and I was laying on the couch and twirling it over my head. I drop it and it lands right on my mouth and knocks out a tooth. Luckily it was a baby tooth and it was already loose... but still, I'm glad it didn't get me in the nose.
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