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Offline Mugen

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« Reply #60 on: July 11, 2005, 08:14:19 AM »
I heard of a Cable guy who was gonna drill a hole into a wall to make an entrance hole for direct cable...his measurements were off buy 1 foot, and drilled into an apartment's 2nd floor wall, drilling some guy in the head while he was sleeping!!!!!  The guy lived but had a 1/4" hole in his head.
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« Reply #61 on: July 12, 2005, 11:12:14 AM »
When I was younger, I was sitting on the couch when I found one of my parents lighters.   Beside my parents lighter was my bag of candy.  I started flicking the lighter, and it set the bag of candy on fire.  I picked up thethe bag of candy and burnt my hand, I dropped the bag on the couch and it ignited.  the couch began to set on fire. and I got really scared.  Luckily, my dad heard the comotion and smothered the fire with a wet towel.
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« Reply #62 on: July 13, 2005, 01:34:03 AM »
I was sitting on my couch one night, bored to tears and spotted my 250fps MP5 out of the corner of my eye. Needless to say, I wasn't thinking straight when i loaded it, cocked it, and fired it point blank into my hand. I had a welt for three days. Definatly something i haven't repeated.
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« Reply #63 on: July 13, 2005, 03:45:42 AM »
Quote from: "Hunter5"
I was sitting on my couch one night, bored to tears and spotted my 250fps MP5 out of the corner of my eye. Needless to say, I wasn't thinking straight when i loaded it, cocked it, and fired it point blank into my hand. I had a welt for three days. Definatly something i haven't repeated.
:roll: You sure you weren't half baked? Or faded?
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« Reply #64 on: July 13, 2005, 07:43:57 AM »
OK, this thread is ridiculous.

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