Cute kid. [
]
You know, I never really did hear the story on how you got the name "Turd," either. You wouldn't want to dig that up again for us younger guys, now, would you[?] [
] I've heard some rumors, but . . .
Anyway, keep an eye on the kid. I don't have any myself (and at my age, that's a good thing!), but I've heard I was a little hellion when I was on all fours, and many years thereafter (for the last 18.5 years, matter of fact! [
]). I'm sure he'll do you proud many times over. [^]