J, I think that might actually be a detturant for some people. I would be embarrased to walk out with that thing. Lol. Sorry..But even Ron would agree.
Actually, I don't agree with you, and please don't speak for me. It's a free gift to our loyal customers, simple as that. Use it as a prop, give it to a friend, use it as a target for real-steel, give it away to someone less fortunate, give it a cool or ridiculous paintjob, etc. No one is expecting someone as high speed as you to use one in a game, but then again, you're under the age requirement to receive one anyway...
BTW, we did a customer appreciation day in Tempe last month. We'll make sure to let you know when we do the next one.