Author Topic: Ninjas or Pirates?  (Read 3009 times)

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« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2005, 05:15:41 PM »
Pirates get my vote

Reasons:
Goodness gracious, those pirates had all types of swords. Long curvy ones, and short curvy ones, rapiers, and they all probably kept a little dagger on them, just in case. Pirates had large cannons, and smaller cannons, and guns that only fired with gunpowder, and I’m sure if they thought of it they’d have built a cannon that fires cannons, ‘cause those things were heavy. Also, the parrots that sit on a pirate captain’s shoulder was not only there to imitate and belittle the other pirates, no no. In a pinch, it would poke out the eyes of anyone that tried to harm the captain.

BTW how come there was no option for JEDI's they Woop Ass!

Im also going to be ording this shirt because its wicked awesome:
http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp ... ductID=357
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« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2005, 05:19:34 PM »
Quote from: "Cochise116"
BTW how come there was no option for JEDI's they Woop Ass!


we all know jedis suck. Hell, they don't even exist.
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« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2005, 06:00:37 PM »
I think it's already been decided...  :D
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« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2005, 07:50:15 PM »
Screw that damn T-shirt! Do you know why you never see a ninja? Because they will sneak up on you and take your head clear off your shoulders before you know what's happen! Bloody pirates come in big fat ass ship and shoot stuff with their stupid cannons. Ninjas are WAY much cooler than pirates, SUCKAS! :P
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« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2005, 08:31:56 PM »
A new point of view on this controversial topic was uncovered this weekend.  More to follow in the near future.
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« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2005, 08:48:23 PM »
Quote from: "Raith"
A new point of view on this controversial topic was uncovered this weekend.  More to follow in the near future.


Oh, the suspense!

What conclusion did you and Ron reach this weekend, Matt?
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« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2005, 10:46:11 PM »
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Well, I picked Ninjas because there are bad pirates.... Like Butt Pirates and they suck. Pluss there are no butt Ninjas so the choice is obvious. Also Ninjas sneak around and kill people and Pirates are just .. argg.


The're called ASS assassins. Ninja sneak around then bammm..... :shock:
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« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2005, 06:47:40 PM »
Firehead pull up a chair son, for you, are about to get schooled.  The rest of you pay attention as Sensei Romero-san is about to drop some knowledge.

Ninja Babes have ALWAYS Existed!  And for the most part are hands down the hottest shorties that ever walked the planet!

Kunoichi is the Japanese name for female ninja.

As with the male ninja, they were spies and supplemented with the ninja's mission (in various different ways) against adversaries. Mistress of deception and 'flowery combat' were among their skills. She was a spy, messenger and observer. Her training, similar to her male counterparts, focused more on the psychological techniques, including manipulation, disguise, feminine charm and the use of female intuition. They not only played with the emotions of others, but kept their own emotions in check - were never allowed to fall in love with their targets as it meant death!!

Female ninja were classified as part of the kamae of sui (water) and were cultivate to manipulate energy through preying on increased feelings of emotional satisfaction; like the ocean, they would draw out, only to come back, like a wave at riptide, in unexpected ways. These women, or kunoichi, were given special training in psychological skills and intuition.  Manipulated men high-up in the enemy hierarchy, they were known to conceal blades inside musical instruments and sex toys.








Moving onto the ninjas in general, most ninja are ex samurai.  Keeping that in mind samurai have always sailed the seas from Japan to main land China, Korea and Russia.  Even in times of peace the samurais job has been to keep the peace, provide protection and of course were the dominant military force of Japan for nearly one thousand years!  Once again, most ninja are ex samurai.

You are correct on one thing, ninjas have no minds, they follow orders given and never deviate from their mission.  But wrong in the fact that every move is surgical, precise and deliberate.  They don't stick around and get into fire fights, they get in, get out and kill anything that hinders them from the mission, won't be slowed down by unneccesary killing that would expose their presence either.  They never say anything because you don't know for sure who's behind the mask.  Could be your neighbor, your girlfriend, your best friend or your mother!

Over all What I'm Saying is ninjas are "Cho Kakkoii" (that's "ultra cool" in "Nihongo") because they are mostly ex military or spec ops, every ninja babe is exactly that ie: A Babe!  They mess with your head, never use guns, but have mad skillz so they can get close enough to gut you.  Mad skills to chill with you and your crew and find out everything they want about you and poisen you on the way out the door.

Pirates are thieves with no honor, they don't allow women on any of their ships.  They mix in a shower like once a month, who wants to sail the seas for months with a bunch of dudes?  Seriously bros, the only tail they get they rape or pay for.  Pirates are not exactly tactical and have no where near the arsenal or the discipline a ninja has just to Stay proficient with their weapons, much less put the time in to master them!

Hands Down Ninjas are da Sheot!  We all love and admire spec ops such SEALS, Rangers, Spetz, Gignet, GSG9 the list goes on.  But check the history books, ninjas are the first spec ops forces on the planet and are still around!

The poll is an interesting one, but look at the subject matter and just open your eyes.  Ninjas Are Cooler, y'all been learned!

Suckas!
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« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2005, 07:28:12 PM »
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[...]they were known to conceal blades inside musical instruments and sex toys.


:shock:  I can't imagine going out like that!
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« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2005, 07:44:29 PM »
Ninjas...they don't have STDs. Pirates have tons of STDs...especially pirate wenches. Not hot ass ninja chicks, though - /thread.
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« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2005, 08:58:47 PM »
(In a thick Cho and Lo Mexican accent) I Know Huhg!!  

I can't imagine going out like that either!  But that is a tried and true tactic, every guy loves a girl who's givin it up all the time.  Few weeks of that a dudes bound to let his guard down!    OK for all of the virgins out there let me break it down for you.  The "ocean" method of gettin busy, copied from the India "tantric" technique.  So not only is she wanting and giving it up all the time; she's doing it well.  Oh and did I mention that shorty's a total hottie?  Remember it's her job to figure out what you like, in the bed room and outside the bedroom!  Keeping you distracted by fulfilling your every order, request and desire!  And will continue to do so until her mission is complete, data is collected and it's time for her to disappear or take you out!  Combine that with her mind games, stealth and vast array of weapons she is proficient in!  Nothing's hotter than woman who can handle herself on the battlefield, come home and keep it in order and take care of her man!  Are you beotches filling in the blanks here?



Firehead, bro you were Way Off on this one dawg and the rest of you have been watching too many Johnny Depp movies!  Savvy??

Oh and did I mention how much I Love Japan,,,

Wait I forgot something, um , wait for it, WAAAIIITTT, here it comes!!!

!!!SUCKAS!!!
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« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2005, 10:09:56 PM »
I say pirates. If you're a ninja, you have to live by the "ninja code".

Pirates get to drink, pillage, swash-buckle, etc... and if you don't like the captian, just mutiny.

Pirates have much more personal freedom.
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« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2005, 01:46:39 PM »
This is another reason why ninjas are totally better than pirates!!

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« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2005, 06:30:32 PM »
Hector, please tell me this didn't happen to you in Japan!
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« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2005, 08:46:08 PM »
Well, I've never been a pirate, so I can't compare, but I have to say that I'm pretty satisfied with being a ninja.
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